"Australian musician Kreap has returned to smashdancefloors into a frenzy after a 10 year lost weekend. Littleis known about Kreap.We only communicate with him via a message board on abus terminal wall.Its rumoured he has a secret life working for the US militarybut this has not been confirmed.We believe he is happily married to "Mariam Kittenwhiskers", a burlesque dancer with a passion for basket weaving andraising jaguars.Kreap has only retained 40 perc of his original body and hasvaginal fluid on the brain due to a tragic chemical accidentinvolving experimental toothpaste in the 90's. T here havebeen numerous reports and sighting's of Kreap on theinternet in the last few months fueling rumors of a comeback, we obtained this material from a very close member of hisdistant family."

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