The Bearded Man loves flying drones. Why? Because he can put on a VR headset, gather a few friends (yes he has friends, jerk-ass), and race drones. It's pretty unbelievable, so don't poo-poo it so much. We are just touching the cusp of a brave new world, and nothing like flying a tiny little quadcopter to make you feel alive. Sure, the moment is fleeting, but, let it not be said that The Bearded Man doesn't embrace that which is new. He's been following the latest trend for centuries — all except one thing: he's always kept his beard. Some people think beards are only for hipsters. Not everything you hear is true. There's more to life than just the rush!