- Release Date 2010-08-09
- Label Dark Energy Recordings
- Catalog DE016
Anyway after several long hard minutes of negotiation the deal was done. Nathan wisely agreed to exchange those valuable shares for an partial investment in Dark Energy's latest venture - a state of the art equipped club extension to the International Space Station. Shur-i-kan's brother in law has already started designing the logo to go on the side of module with Paint Shop Pro and the $250m unit named Dark Matter will be constructed over a period of eight years. However once operational we predict a massive demand for high orbital clubbing.
Although slightly out of town the transport links will be serviced by the fleet of Space Shuttles that NASA have promised they will be building. The MoD has lent several of its best IT managers to make sure the project doesn't go over budget. Possibly the most exciting thing is that Steve Ballmer has expressed interest in DJing at the launch party.
Milton Jackson made this statement via satellite link to us from his South Caribbean island, 'Dark Matter is truly a once in a life-time opportunity. In no way at all are Dark Energy and Dark Matter's finances entwined.'
Anyway enjoy the release and look to the stars!