Pop quiz, hotshot: if the speed of beard is approximately 4.9 nanometers per second (and it is), and the rate of sexual attraction is directly proportional to (length of beard * awesomeness of music) squared, then at what point did The Bearded Man need to start growing his beard in order to become the indisputable sex god that he is today?
Give up? The answer is the Lost Frequencies Remix of KRONO's 'Liberty City'. Doesn't make sense? Listen to the song again.