Guantanamo Bae

If you need a chainsaw operator to clear debris after a hurricane, tornado, or flooding, Guantanamo Bae will be there in a flash. Growing up on a cattle ranch in Missouri and losing his mother at a young age, a young & free G-Bae got kicked out of all his music classes and quit the honor choir. However, when he joined Navy as an operations specialist, he volunteered to sing the U.S. Navy’s Fight Song "Anchors Away" that he had learned from the honor choir. Hoping to be a navigator and spending the next few years exploring exotic ports, his dreams were crushed when he discovered that he was being sent as a detention specialist to guard what the government had branded "detained enemy combatants" at the infamous Guantanamo Bay. G-