When you think of The Bearded Man, what comes to mind? For most people, the image is immediately clear: They see a pink neon headband holding back long curly hair. They see sweat dripping from a furrowed brow. They see a hand triumphantly in the air, pointing towards the sky. They see a long, majestic beard moving in the wind - a wind created by sheer speed. The source of that speed? Why, going backwards as fast as possible on roller skates at a rink, with disco music blasting in the background of course. Is this play time? Hell no. This is serious. Dance contest serious. And The Bearded Man *hates* losing dance contests... At a key moment in his routine, The Bearded Man gestures towards the sound guy, nodding suggestively. The pimply-faced wannabe DJ drops Bender's Love Rush, and things kick into gear. FunkHouse was born, and it was game over for his competitors, obviously.