For many years, The Bearded Man tried his beard at competitive diving. Something about the contrast between a grape-smuggling speedo and an unkempt beard felt strangely appropriate and hilarious, just like Zach Galifianakis in just about every role he's ever played. When he graduated to the platforms, he started noticing he was having trouble rotating as much as he should. He just couldn't seem to get the moves in that other divers could. He was sure he was more awesome than them, so it wasn't that... It had to be something else... Suddenly, his good buddies Arman Cekin and RONIA walked in on a practice, and they started pumping this new jam. It was then that The Bearded Man realized that not just diving, but EVERYthing was easier if done in slow motion.