- Release Date 2015-06-08
- Label Diablo Loco
- Catalog DL079
El Ave De las Tempestades (Dino) is the son of a Slovenian Lutheran missionary and a Mexican deacon who died while Dino was young. Now a cook for an orphanage, he dreams of becoming a luchador, but wrestling is forbidden by the monastery. He cares deeply for the orphans, but his food is terrible due to a lack of funds with which to obtain quality ingredients. One night, he is robbed of the orphans' corn chips and decides to disregard the monastery's rules and become a luchador in order to make money. He pairs with the nacho thief, Steven, and they join the local competition as tag partners. Dino changes his name to USELESS D.I. to keep his identity secret, while Steven adopts the name "Esqueleto" (Skeleton). They are defeated in their first match, but are nevertheless paid, as every wrestler is entitled to a portion of the total revenue. They continue to wrestle every week, with Useless using his pay to buy and prepare better food for the orphans. However, after losing many fights, he starts to look for help. Steven brings him to a gypsy-like man known as "Emperor" who tells him to climb to an eagle's nest, crack open the egg and swallow the yolk, claiming that he will gain the powers of an eagle. Useless completes the task, but still loses the next several bouts, frustrating him. He seeks advice from champion luchador Ramses, but Ramses is vain and in no mood to help aspiring wrestlers.......then Stereofunk came and change everything!
DIABLO LOCO RECORDS "THE TRUTH BEHIND THE MASK"
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