Bardeenz has been rocking the underground club scene [errr his basement] in Wisco for many years. He has honed his production skills in his mother’s basement and is currently burning dive bars to the ground with his furious flurry of dance beats. Now, after spending nigh but a millenia in the bowels of his cellar, Bardeenz, suited and iron clad with his Mace of Destiny, is mounting the Steed of Glory and rising above ground to deliver immeasurable pleasure in the form of rock solid dance tunes; the likes of which the world has never seen or heard before. Wear a helmet or risk certain death. Wear sunglasses or risk blindness. Wear a chastity belt... or risk impregnation. Bardeenz has risen... amen.