The Bearded Man found himself in a Tidalwave once. But it wasn't like you're thinking. It was a party Jay-Z was throwing to support his new streaming service. Obviously he couldn't launch a successful platform without The Bearded Man being present, so he made sure the dude was ultra VIP baby. Sure, The Bearded Man loves hanging out with his good pal 'Yonce, but there's one part of hanging out with Jay-Z that he absolutely cannot stand. He loves truffle season, no doubt about it. But dammit... No one, *NO* one should wear Tom Ford tuxedos for *no* reason. That's just crazy talk. Crazy crazy crazy madman crazy talk.