Once upon a time, there existed the faraway kingdom of Donque famed for its legendary raves. Knights, serfs, and princesses raved together regularly and it was a time of harmony and amazing vibes. Unfortunately, a jealous king from a neighbouring fiefdom couldn't stand to see this and sent an evil wizard to pronounce a powerful curse on the land. All the mixers stopped working and no-one had any inspiration for tunes, or so they thought. There was a drought of three whole years, people were forced to watch videos of old raves and society gradually crumbled - no-one left their house except to join one of those mobs with the pitchforks and torches. The princess knew only one fellow who could lift the curse so she travelled to Spongebob Squarewave's house deep in the Nutty Forest.
'Only you can bring back the rave. You must drop a phat new release, milord.' Luckily he had been impervious to the curse and had some tunes ready to go. This is what he put out and the rest is history.