While alien hunger strikes and unknown diseases corrode the Earth slowly and quietly, a young bright mind keeps breaking the silence by pulling beats out of his non-existing hat. When he's not too busy with rapping and posing for pictures and shit, he locks himself in the lab for a few hours in the name of freshness and creativity. The style, of course, is cheap. His technical knowledge is equivalent to the engineering skills of a mouse chasing a block of cheese, but, nonetheless, results may vary. Join this lazy fucker on his journey to the unreal. Seriously though, sales are available for anyone who's interested, just leave a message after the beep. The featured presentation is brought to you in third person because mind your own business.