Ever wondered what goes down during a 24 hour stakeout? Well we managed to place a recording device in the vehicle of officers Juan Sanchez and The Bullet to see what these clowns were up to. After transcribing the drunken slurs of these pair we were none the wiser. All that was audible was the clicking noise of a keyboard and a faint constant rumble. After intervention from Internal Affairs and confiscation of a busted up laptop we have emerged with two recordings.
These recording were labeled "Keep It" and "Simple".
The investigation continues..