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A metal head and a techno head walk into a bar... The metal head says 'Bar keep. I will have 1 glass of milk please sir.' and is served his refreshing beverage. The techno head looks up and wonders. 'Bar keep' he beckons. 'I would like one glass of milk also please good sir.' He requests. The bar keeper obliges him. Together they sip their milk and discuss music and milk and how to stab peoples brains out with chop sticks... Ok maybe not that last bit!

The point is they get together to write a piece of music and THIS IS IT! Then they find a ridiculous way to try and tell a joke about two guys in a bar that goes ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE! BAH! Why bother! Enjoy the song! Enjoy milk! You can't drink it raw in Melbourne any more!
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