In 2502 BC, the gods threw a party so wild that it split the very fabric of Party-time, shattering the matrix of our reality. Dionysus' dad, so moved by the cataclysmic soiree, shed a single tear. As it fell to the earth it split into four children, each holding in their hearts, an eternal element of Party - Boombox, Headband, Fannypack and Sneakers. As Human civilization grew, so welled within it dark forces seeking to crush the good-time-having nature of the world. Only through the recombination of the elements will mankind know true bliss. And every few fractions of a solar rotation, on a cosmic voyage to reunite his siblings, Spin Kringle emerges from the stratosphere, bringing with him the gift of ass-rattling bass for all the good little boys and girls, and beats- that-are-ill to mankind.