Pyrrhic

Pyrrhic is the primary force behind the mysterious power of hipsters. This trend setting genius has a backstory as big as The Hulk on steroids and many believe him to be as crucial to life as the air that we breathe. Often famed for slaying dragon’s and being the only person to have a stare-off with medusa, Pyrrhic is also assumed to of accumulated 12 Olympic gold medals, 4 World Cup Trophies and the coveted Weight Watchers member of the year title (albeit under a different guise)… But who really gives a fuck!? Anyway… 10 years ago, Pyrrhic went through a series of unfortunate events, spending nights intoxicated by enigmatic substances (some even say they once saw him licking an endangered toad for a new high). This mystifying combination of narcotics